ultimate spritzer 

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

ultimate spritzer by Cum master J May 28, 2009

Ultimate Nacho 

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

Ultimate Nacho by Ed R May 29, 2010

Ultimate Simp 

Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.

Omg , dudes the ultimate simp.

Ultimate Simp by Beektoriooo September 12, 2020

Ultimate Cheno 

The Process of Eating A Pie during a Foopy Game. Particularly if the person has been benched and if the Ultimate Cheno takes place at 3-Quarter-Time.

Person 1: I forgot to eat breakfast between the huge 10B's game so I am very hungry.

Person 2: Pull a Ultimate Cheno, king.

Ultimate Cheno by ffff// August 17, 2021

ultimate form 

Believing you can transform yourself into various other shapes or beings, and that if you don't get them what they want they will change into the most dangerous shape they are capable of, and presumably do a great deal of harm to everyone.

If you don't give me my chicken McNuggets I'll assume my ultimate form and come ate you thru the drive thru window.

ultimate form by MisterStreetSmartz May 18, 2016

ultimate punch! 

The kick ass punch/kick used by andy samberg in hotrod.
It is performed by punchING with both fists and a kick straight in front of you. All at the same time. It's very dangerous

I HATE YOU! ultimate punch!

ultimate punch! by dylan michael sullivan January 15, 2008

Ultimate Lifeform 

An industrial band from Canada. Also applied to Sonic the Hedgehog's rival Shadow, who is often referred to as 'The Ultimate Lifeform.

Sam was glaring at his computer with Ultimate Lifeform pounding in his ears, not hearing his mom yell at him to come down for dinner.


Shadow IS the Ultimate Lifeform!

Ultimate Lifeform by livebodybag October 21, 2008