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Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.
President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

Tweet Twit 

Someone who acts like a idiot on Twitter by posting negitive and idiotic comments.
Two guys recently acted like Tweet Twits by posting hateful comments on Twitter
Tweet Twit by BruinKiller3469 January 23, 2013

tweet stealer 

someone who steals tweets and gets more likes / retweets, commonly used on stan twitter
did you see saba and edar’s tweets on the timeline? it was the same as alex’s, they’re such a tweet stealer
tweet stealer by dwvibe May 27, 2020

Tweet the deets 

Putting details of something on Twitter.
Barry: Man, did you hear what happened at the game last night?

Levon: Nope

Barry: It was crazy. Anyways, i'll just Tweet the deets later on.

Tweet Beat 

A game played on the TWiF podcast where Martin Sargent asks Sarah Lane which of two words was tweeted more over the last 24 hours.
"Which has a higher Tweet Beat: I hate Star Trek OR I hate Glenn Beck"

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"
Tweet Beat by orangeguy81 August 9, 2009

tweet-a-holic 

Adjective or Noun; A person who is addicted to twitter. They tweet about 25 times a day and try to get as many followers as possible. Some may ask why they want all of these followers, but there is no figuring out a tweet-a-holic.
Miley Cyrus is a tweet-a-holic. Everytime I log into Twitter I see her face.
tweet-a-holic by theownzor June 6, 2009