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rico suave 

Rico Suave is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Rico Suave is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Rico Suave is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.
"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Rico Suave"....
rico suave by Don June 18, 2006
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El Suave 

he is "THE MAN". if he and miss lewis's ass got in a fight el suave would beat her down with his giant package. also he will kick clayton's ass and make him smell his 3 week old lepard thong.
El Suave by Wesley :) February 26, 2004

rico suave 

Latin lover type with greesed hair, gold chains, flowing shirt, the whole bit. Said person usually has largely inflated ego and a slight lisp.
rico suave by Katy! February 5, 2006
Certified thot-slayer πŸ—‘πŸ’ž
The horniest rapper to ever walk this planet.
Shawty: β€œWhat’s some great music to bang to?β€œ
Bf: β€œLet’s listen to K Suave, he makes space sex music!”
K Suave by Doch! February 24, 2022

Burrito Suave 

1. Soft Donkey
2. Sex position which involves two males and a burrito, in which a burrito acts as a sort of "see-saw", where each partner grabs an end and receives stimulation.
3. Dance Move.
4. Super Hero
5. A hardcore Slam Dancing donkey.
1. Soft Donkey
2. "No tony!! I will not have sex with you!!, only if u bring El burrito suave.="
Burrito Suave by El Burrito Suave December 17, 2008

rico suave 

A guy who is hot and knows it. Someone who has a cool confidence that over flows. Walks with a style that says "hey girls, take a look at this.." Not necessarily a bad thing
I'd love to talk to that guy, but he's such a Rico Suave, he probably has more phone numbers than he can dial.
rico suave by kfleming010 February 12, 2006

rico suave 

Adjective

A man who is filled with more cheese than the state of Wisconsin. Constantly making comments to make a girls heart melt. Usualy having the effect of actually looking really corny. Though still deep down her heart melts.
Boy "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."

Girl, rolling her eyes "Your so Rico Suave."
rico suave by AuntieMommies January 12, 2010