The most caring and considerate person I’ve ever met. He will forever make my day everyday and I hope I can one day at least equal how amazing his personality is. I’ve loved him since the day that I met him and the only thing I want in life is to die in his arms. He is brave, considerate, sweet, and humorous and he is the best guy I’ve ever met.
Smith is a fucking pimp. He swings his giant unclipped dong around like its a wiffle ball bat. He once had sex with a whale, and the whale cried because Smith's big pecker tore its vag wide open.