Pussy-Ass Schedule 

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.

Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.

Pussy-Ass Schedule by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020

dead on my own schedule 

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

dead on my own schedule by Fizar June 12, 2020

Brock Lesnar Schedule 

Getting paid millions of dollars to work less than three weeks a year.

Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.

Brock Lesnar Schedule by Egadgo November 22, 2022

Steel Ball Run release schedule

One of the worst ways to release a series, even worse than Stone Ocean, by giving fans practically no information on when episode 2 is coming out and killing the hype as soon as it builds, so that Netflix loses popularity rather than gains it

Steel Ball Run fan: I HATE NETFLIX I HATE YOU I HATE YOU NETFLIX I HATEEE WHAT IS THIS STEEL BALL RUN RELEASE SCHEDULE??????

Normal person: Are you okay dude???

Steel Ball Run fan: NO IM NOT OH MY GOD HOW CAN A COMPANY HATE FANS THIS MUCH

Steel Ball Run release schedule by outis breed me please March 28, 2026

Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again

Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.

Joe T schedule by Socky Joe July 2, 2025

James sleep schedule 

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.

Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that

James sleep schedule by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025