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That requires gold to purchase 

An item that requires gold to purchase
Arthur: can I buy this?
Shopkeeper: That requires gold to purchase

candy bar purchase 

Its a small purchase, verifying everything is working.
I made a candy bar purchase to make sure my card was working
candy bar purchase by MyGirlRy April 30, 2023

The Louisiana Purchase 

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes
Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

I will not be making a purchase 

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.
Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase

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Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.
-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....