poutine muncher 

a slur for the people of quebec canada

shut up you poutine muncher

poutine muncher by kawaiiuwukitty April 13, 2023

Beach Posting 

The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.

Oh my Gosh! I was beach posting Tammy's email addy last week and now she's got a cyber stalker.

Beach Posting by The Jade Merchant April 20, 2006

Bed-posting 

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

Bed-posting by Sean of old July 31, 2010

Crock Potting 

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

Crock Potting by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

vladmir poutine 

A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side

I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine

vladmir poutine by Adamsriver December 29, 2016

Lobster Potting 

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

Lobster Potting by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

Pasinetti Posting 

Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.

I can't stop pasinetti posting after ordering some pizza.

Pasinetti Posting by nigoyhater April 4, 2023