sweaty omelet 

when she pukes on your dick, bro.

Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!

sweaty omelet by cockapoose420 September 2, 2010

the western omelet

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it

This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.

the western omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

the veggie omelet 

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.

The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.

the veggie omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

California Omelet

When two people squish their butts together while shitting at the same time.

Hey Charlie, that california omelet of yours gave me a dirty butt.

California Omelet by Larz Johnson August 26, 2009

mexican omelet 

When two lovemakers are engaging in sweet passionate love and the male specimen releases his pimp juice into the female organism's ear, in which the female slowly, gingerly, and YET passionately moves her hand towards the ear and VIOLENTLY folds it shut.

When Aaron released his pimpin juice into the ear of Annie, a scrumtious mexican omelet was born.

mexican omelet by Georgene Kenneth IV October 21, 2007

The Mexican omelet 

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

The Mexican omelet by King steel December 28, 2019

flippin' the omelet 

When having intercourse, flippin' the omelet describes the act of moving behind a woman in order to pursue (takin' the toast).

"Oh. Bro, like during breakfast, dude, I had the toaster all worked out, and i was gonna take the toast, so I was all flippin' the omelet, right? Tryin' to get that booty bounce?"

flippin' the omelet by mega miles December 17, 2008