I like mushrooms 

This means that the person is a wlw or nblw.

"Hey Emily, I like mushrooms."
"Yeah mushrooms are nice I guess?"

I like mushrooms by zephyr is a bad bitch February 13, 2021

feel like mushrooms 

Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'

You don't look too good today.

Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms

feel like mushrooms by Y-Ganger November 5, 2007

butt mushrooms 

The cellulite filled poc marks on an old womans ass. They somewhat resemble a bag of cottage cheese.

"Your mom has serious butt mushrooms".

butt mushrooms by Victoria the most beautiful gothic girl in the Universe September 2, 2006

Cuntaki mushrooms 

When you fuck a female mushroom that looks like a cats mouth and get high from its juices.

Man I had some goooooof cuntaki mushrooms last night.

Cuntaki mushrooms by 2l3git4Um8 May 8, 2016

Magic mushrooms 

A magical, spiritual experience that lasts 6 to 8 hours, where acid lasts 10 to 12. Mushrooms provoke emotion and connection to mother earth where acid is intellectual and cosmic. Mushrooms are a ride, out of control, insane, and enlightening. Visuals are wavy and breathing, flowing. Sense of smell is strongly enhanced, where acid is more auditory. I don't regret using mushrooms at all.

Magic mushrooms are made for nature and exploring it.

Magic mushrooms by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

bullshitake mushrooms 

a word used by asian stoners when discussing pyschotic teddy bears on fire riding a mutated unicorn with two horns.

Asian 1: dude did u see that teddy bear!
Asian 2: which ones??? the bullshitake mushrooms one??
asian 1: YEA it was riding a two horned unicorn

bullshitake mushrooms by thefinkles2014 January 16, 2011

Magic Mushrooms 

Crack Cocaine but hallucinations and schizophrenia.

Eat your Magic Mushrooms John

Magic Mushrooms by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021