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Marco is the cutest, hottest, most adorable girl anyone will ever be lucky enough to meet. She is definitely the nelly. She is funny, thoughtful, and caring. She can also bench press 350 pounds. Marco has the curliest hair ever. She is the musical.ly queen. She will never miss an opportunity to use her n-word pass. Also, never scuff her new shoes, or she won’t hesitate to frick you up!
Steven: see that nelly over there?! That must be Marco!

Aba: that nelly just called me a 500 lb piece of crap, it is Marco!
Marco by Gilbert Jenkins October 26, 2020
The most elegant person in all of America. Commonly known as Marco Polo or a common Italian/Mexican name. If you find yourself meeting a Marco you'll know. You should bow or curtsey.

Though you may find a rare breed of rich AND elegant Marcos in a herd.
Girl: I-Is that THE Marco?

Marco: Fun fact about my parents, they have twelve houses and are still financially below me.

Girl: Marco is SO sauce!
Marco by Bobo chicken strips February 24, 2023
A ruthless heart breaker when it comes to women but a decent friend who loves to party with goats and other farm animals.
See House
"Marco totally broke up with me!"
"What ? me too !"
Marco by Pb&J+me December 3, 2009
Marco: Hey
Me: go away gay
Marco by -jeg the peg October 4, 2018
God damn Marco your so fat you ate all your food before you had a chance to tank!
Marco by Roninscape October 16, 2008
One who missuses a word, acting like a complete fool, and deserving of the shit that is fed to him.
You are being such a marco right now. Dank means heady ass shit only!
marco by The Big Dionne April 25, 2007