Laying the Cables 

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."

Laying the Cables by LadTrain July 28, 2010

lazing 

(verb) being lazing. used to say you are being lazing but of course that takes too much time and effort so you just say you are "lazing".

tom: dude why don't you change your profile pic, you've had it for three years!
john: dude... I'm lazing right now. Go away.

lazing by dpwupam August 28, 2011

Laying Down the Law 

A man with an unusually large dick who keeps his woman cock-whipped simply by the pleasure he gives her in bed. He's the boss of his castle. When he says jump, she says how high? And if she ever gets upitty, he simply whips out his massive rod of correction and bangs on her until she begs her master for mercy. Basically she's addicted to his big cock and will be good so she doesn't risk losing it.

"I told my woman to get me a beer last night and she had the nerve to tell me to get it myself. Well, I had to lay down the law real good after that. I gave it to her for an hour and a half. But I think she wanted it that way all along."

"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."

Laying Down the Law by Erotic writer April 26, 2010

Laying low in the cut 

"Laying low in the Cut" Would be you were helping with something but you just stuck to the sideline and did your own thing.

I was in a group for class and It was me and three other people and I just let them do the work.
Dude: Yeah you were just laying low in the cut. {Slang} {Lazy} {Chillen}

Laying low in the cut by Otownwhite687 November 13, 2015

laying an egg 

to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.

laying an egg by Solid Steak April 17, 2007

laying a Mongo 

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.

"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."

laying a Mongo by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005

LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

LAYING THE FENCE by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019