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jobby catchers

A pair of tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles, so called if the wearer shit himself the trousers would catch the jobby at the bottom.
nice jobby catchers son
jobby catchers by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

Jobby Breath 

To have a whiff of jobby flowing from your rancid mouth whilst speakin to someone...
Haw James, you've got jobby breath ya bam!
Jobby Breath by Jimbobmanob April 26, 2007

jobby dobber 

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".
"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).
jobby dobber by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

jobby cakes 

what obese americans eat religiously
nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”
jobby cakes by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

jobby stick 

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)
OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?
jobby stick by davedavidson June 18, 2008

jobby sweep 

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe
have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!
jobby sweep by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010