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That guy keeps being a joaquin!
Joaquin by muckgaming September 2, 2021
Joaquin is a very memorable one. He is very likeable because he is kind and considerate to your feelings. He's the kind of friend you can call, no matter how long it has been since you've last talked. Be careful though, Joaquin is a soft-hearted guy. Take care of his feelings, and he will guarantee you his loyalty. Hurting him will give you so much guilt.

In a romantic relationship, Joaquin will always make you feel special. He is the type of person to give you a sweet and silly endearment. He is also unafraid to express how he admires you. Being with him is never boring. It would be such a shame to let a Joaquin go.

Looks? Oh my, what a fine man. Not typically a guy who has all the features of beauty standards, but his eyes are sincere and soulful. He is tall and slim, and very fashionable. His hair is soft, and his hands are warm. He radiates a very comfortable aura.

Likes: Emojis, Netflix, Travel, Hangouts, Barbecue
I will wait for your love when it's ready, Joaquin.

- 🚢
Joaquin by ship v November 24, 2021
Most Joaquin’s are gingers with very tiny PPs.
Joaquin has a micro penis.
Joaquin by SkeeterMcBeater December 14, 2021

Pullin' a Joaquin 

Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.

Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have

a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Conversation:

Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
Pullin' a Joaquin by JammBouty October 30, 2011
Hot 13 year old girl: Joaquin’s so hot I wanna stick my melons in his face!!!!
Joaquin by [ENTER NAME] March 20, 2020

Joaquin Ortiz 

A male that likes physical activity (working out), mostly concentrates on his core. Usually self conscious and shy for no reason. Has been throught a lot but still try's to make the best of it . Hard headed , doesn't give up easy even when there is no hope will go till he can't no more physically and mentally. Still he likes to keep stuff to him self. Two words "Worth It".
joaquin ortiz is respectful joaquin ortiz is trust worthy joaquin ortiz knows pain joaquin ortiz has been fighting all his life joaquin ortiz doesnt really know what his purpose is yet