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Intellizzle and James Bond-kinda-Shit Crew 

Headed by Jordi LeForge after he left the USS Enterprise, the IJBSC is the 3030 ED equivalent to the United States' CIA or NSA, only this crew ain't be hatin' hoe-niggaz. They be real niggaz. LeForge and his crew have the responsibility of protecting Bonecrusher and his interests, though not that he needs it.
Man the IJBSC be all jumpin' round and needled those mo'fuccas! Then they stole their pocket PCs.

The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.
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pull a James Bond 

serving as a groomsman in a wedding, and later on, banging a bridesmaid from behind. Pull out and skeet on her back, and roll her over onto your tux jacket, so that it is stuck to her. Similar to pulling a superman.
the best man totally got pull a James Bond. That maid of honor, what a slut.
pull a James Bond by ballchester January 4, 2010

50s James Bond

your bitch and you stand back to front she then puts a cork in her vagina queefz it out into your open ass hole and sucks it out
"We were dry humping and she pulled a 50s James Bond!!!"

to James-Bond 

Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.
I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.
to James-Bond by mokijn August 13, 2021

James Dave Bond 

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
James Dave Bond by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

bond like james 

like rick james, bitch. also see pimp or pimpin'
I'm Bond like James, Bitch!
bond like james by Reece Beasley August 20, 2007

James Bondage 

To be a suave, attractive character like "James Bond" though with a kinky side during foreplay.
Some fiend on Counter Strike:Source that joins servers and pwns noobs and disappears just as quickly as he came in.

A "James Bondage" person gets a girl a few drinks, thus lowering her whole side of judgement and seducing her into a state of relaxation while ending up raping her to a full bondage limit.
James Bondage by EliteAss August 30, 2006