Infinity Shit 

When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity

Person 1: ‘Hey, what took you so long?’
Person 2: ‘Sorry, I was wrapped up doing an Infinity Shit’

Infinity Shit by Jed08 February 28, 2019

infinity war 

The movie that made me cry

Person 1: did you see infinity war
Me: breaks into tears

infinity war by Corcor181 May 31, 2018

Infinity Page loop 

A Infinty Page Loop occurs when a unsuspecting victim opens a book to discover someone has written something along the lines of "turn to page.{insert page number}.." with the promise of knowledge (Meaning of life, Phone number Ect Ect) or just for the hell of it.

After turning to that page yet anouther simular message is found and after that anouther this will continue till the victim is lead back to the original page were the whole process will start yet again.

Kate: Is Bob okay? hes been flicking through that book aimlessly for several hours now!

Rob: Oh hes stuck in a Infinity Page Loop, Hes been promised next weeks winning lottery numbers

Kate: Daaamn... should we tell him?

Rob: nah

Infinity Page loop by Maniacishere February 20, 2010

infinity warfare

Another fucking call of duty in space honestly they should just change the name to space rangers

person1: hey wanna play infinity warfare

Person2: oh u mean space Rangers

infinity warfare by Chrissy boy612 May 18, 2016

infinity scarf 

a circular scarf that never ends-it goes on forever-n-ever which only means endless personal style possibilities!

Oh how I luv the endless-n-effortless styles my infinity scarf gives me!

infinity scarf by DBABE50 April 16, 2014

Infinity War Depression 

That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Particularly Because Of The Ending.

Toby: Hey, I Watched Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?

Toby: It Was Awesome, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'.

Infinity War Depression by Tsukinae June 9, 2018

Infinity Gauntlet

A plot device that is able to reset movie franchises.

*with Infinity gauntlet, thanos snaps finger*

Woman: I think we'll name our son Rian Johns....what?...Where did he go?

George Lucas: The galaxy far far away will be in great hands under the leadership of Kathleen Kenne-

KK: Mr. Lucas, I don't feel so good...

George Lucas: You're all right.

KK: I don’t know what’s happening.. I don’t want to go.. please.. I don’t want to go. (as she fades away)

KK: Mr. Lucas, I’m sorry.

Infinity Gauntlet by HanAsSolo June 11, 2018