hobesity 

The state of overly being a ho so much that it is hazardous to a person's health.

That man can only be described as hobese

hobesity by PJake January 3, 2004

Hobbs NM 

Hobbs NM is a shitty town, filled with stuck up, scrawny fuckbois who do nothing but perm their hair, acting like they’re super cute. Some wannabe gang members also live here, acting like they from the hood, nah bitch go to Mexico you won’t last a day there. Some 16 year old girls who got inspired by “16 and pregnant”. There’s also some dumbass beaners with their dropped trucks that are obnoxiously loud and annoying and are not cute whatsoever. Overall, not a fun place to be, -10/10 would recommend.

Friend 1: Hey man, have you heard of Hobbs NM?
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s

Hobbs NM by Eps.11 March 7, 2020

Hobberknocker 

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.

That woman right there is a hobberknocker

Hobberknocker by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009

Do You Like Hobbies? 

Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.

Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!

Do You Like Hobbies? by tennis625 August 16, 2011

hobbe 

A stumpy little shit in Fable with long ears and probably no d**k.


EXCLUSIVE: BUY Fable II CE AND RECIEVE ONE OF THESE LITTLE SHITS IN CLASSY LITTLE ACTION FIGURE FORM>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the kid who lives down the street refered to as Hobbe JR.

hobbe by FABLE@FAN09 October 16, 2008

Whores With Hobbies (WWH) 

These aren't just any kind of whores, this fine selection spends their time with hobbies such as masturbation, intoxication, and getting high as piss. They look down upon just ordinary whores because they are classified as thirsty hoes. WWH supports pussy, money, and weed. They get it how they live whilst eating greedy. It's a no love lost and no love found lifestyle. Long hurrr don't care forever getting it in. WWH never fucks, always gets head.

Those whores with hobbies (WWH) will fuck normal hoes up because bitches get stitches.

Whores With Hobbies (WWH) by P$W December 10, 2010

Hobbedegobba 

(Pronounced 'hoh-be-de-GAH-buh') A term used when imitating one of Fred Flintstone's asshole colloquialisms. Alternatively, used by idiots on the 'intarnatz' on their 'blags' for their FIRST 'lul i did it' experience. This is never pronounced/used in real life, because doing so will result in a swift falcon punch to the kidneys by the nearest sympathetic bystander.

Alternatively, in slang form, used by 'hip' teenagers to describe a close acquaintance's 'first experience'. This form can also results in a falcon punch to the kidneys, as bystanders may not know how to differentiate between the two definitions.

1. (Blog)
July 19, 2008

I did it!!!!!111 every1, i did it!!!!111 i fucked a girl finaly!!111 it felt gud and lasted 4 a ful half minuet!!!

2.

"Dude, what's up?"
"Dude, did you hear about George? He had his Hobbedegobba last week."
"Falcon Punch!"

Hobbedegobba by Fuckingcreepyshit September 5, 2009