alabama ham sandwich 

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis

Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.

alabama ham sandwich by The South October 19, 2013

Hot Ham Sandwich 

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

Hot Ham Sandwich by moomaster January 16, 2010

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

Ham Sandwich by Tower of power January 13, 2015

ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

ham sandwich by chaos is control May 29, 2015

New York Ham Sandwich 

This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.

I just had a New York Ham Sandwich with Jane!

New York Ham Sandwich by xtremelampshade February 4, 2009

Sad Ham Sandwich 

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

Sad Ham Sandwich by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

Ham Sandwich

Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.

If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"

Ham Sandwich by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005