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old-fashioned shower 

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.
James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."
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Old Fashioned Raping 

When you are relatively certain that you did exceedingly well on a college exam that you have not yet obtained the results of.
Andrew: "Hey man, how did you do on that econ exam today?"
Jason: "Man, I raped that test!"
Andrew: "Yeah?"
Jason: "Yep, it was an old fashioned raping."

old fashioned 

Heterosexual oral sex given to a male. A traditional style of blow job favored and prevalent in former times.
old fashioned by pitcher May 9, 2008

Old fashioned bag rolling 

To deliver several devistating blows to the crotch and groin region to cause great pain. Usually a male gender is on the recieving end.
If That guy does'nt stop screwing my wife I'm gonna give him an old fashioned bag rolling!

Road Fashioned 

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.
"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."
Road Fashioned by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013

Old Fashioned 

When two or more people spit ejaculate into each others mouths. aka a cumswap
“I almost threw up when I saw an old fashioned on pornhub

New Fashioned Thumb Around 

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.