Falcon Punch 

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to

"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."

Falcon Punch by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015

Falcon Punch 

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.

Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了？ Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!

Falcon Punch by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018

Falcon punch 

To punch someone in the vagina

Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.

Falcon punch by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020

Falcon Punch 

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible

“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”

Falcon Punch by Toadman27 February 21, 2022

Falcon Punch 

The most powerful punch that is used by Captain Falcon in super smash bros.

Guy 1: Hah! I beat you in a-
Guy 2: FALCON PUNCH!
Guy 1: Dude why did you break my ribs. Ouch.

Falcon Punch by speedestboy November 1, 2023

FALCON PUNCH!

The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.

1a.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!

FALCON PUNCH! by King Jazza Falcon April 2, 2009

Falcon Punch Abortion 

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.

"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"

Falcon Punch Abortion by FishFarmer December 30, 2008