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Frosty Chocolate Milkshake Ending 

An ending to a novel, television series, movie, or game that is extravagantly positive and where things only go right for the protagonists. Named for the stereotypical preteen novels that end in the protagonists enjoying the success of their adventure over a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes.
You know, having read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone over again now that I'm not 9, Dumbledore turning around and congratulating Gryffindor House for everything they thought they were getting in trouble for, to the point that they won the House Cup, looks like a real frosty chocolate milkshake ending now.
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Never Ending Story 

TURN AROUND, LOOK AT WHAT U SEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IN HER FACE A MIRROR OF UR DEEEEAAAAAMMMMMSSSS
RANDOM DUDE: Ay yo, whats that killer song
YOU: NEVER ENDING STORY BISH
When you tease a person just enough to frustrate them but not enough for them to explode at you. After they calm down you tease them even more bringing them right to their boiling point without pushing them over the edge. Proper edging over the course of a day leaves them mentally incapacitated and unable to summon the energy to explode.
I was edging Max so hard earlier when I told him he had a Red Bull addiction. I'm gonna edge him even more later today after he's forgotten about it.
Edging by Dreamscape009 July 17, 2021
Coming nearly close to climax or ejaculation,then purposefully stopping sexual stimulation in order to delay the same, so that the ultimate climax will be more intense. Unlike the other two definitions of "edging" so far included in this dictionary, it is not a practice necessary inclusive of masturbation ("wanking"), but is also practiced amongst homosexual (and, I suppose, heterosexual) partners/couples.
"As we were edging,every time I got close to cumming, I'd withdraw and wait until immediate passion passed, and he would do the same, until neither of us could tolerate it any longer, and we both shot our loads: mine in his mouth, and his on my abdomen.
edging by hot bob February 4, 2008

Usual Suspects ending 

Shit - you never saw that one coming.
"She's going to save herself till marriage?"

"Yup."

"But she looks like a pornstar. She always shows off her tits, and flirts, and flaunts it!"

"I know it's like the Usual Suspects ending."

"Fuck. I'd dump her if I were you. Dirty cock tease."

Saw Ending 

An ending or conclusion in a movie, book, or other literary work, in which lies a completely unforeseeable plot twist far from the expectations of the audience. Named after the ending of the first Saw film, in which Jigsaw stands up from the pool of blood in the center of the room.
Boy: Holy shit, did you see Inception? I did not see that coming!

Girl: Yeah! It had such a Saw ending!
Saw Ending by TwiztedTBone August 30, 2010

Disney Ending

In a contest of people, the arrangement that everyone wins, i.e., a game of musical chairs where there are four more chairs than there are players.
When Employee A and Employee B vied for the Senior position, the management decided to pull a Disney Ending so they were both promoted!
Disney Ending by Rainbow_Cheese October 18, 2010