Little Crybaby Bitch 

noun
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.

The little crybaby bitch said his coworker should be hit over the head with a shovel, but not to their face as he has no balls.

Little Crybaby Bitch by ThroatOyster May 11, 2020

crybaby 

Melanie Martinez's debut album that SLAYS AS FUCK

They call me crybaby, crybaby. But you don't f**king care.

crybaby by activegrande May 5, 2016

crybaby 

someone who will cry over the smallest thing out of self pity

Grow some balls you fucking crybaby.

crybaby by Light Joker March 24, 2006

Crybaby 

a person who is obsessed with Melanie Martinez and knows every thing about her.

I am a crybaby

Crybaby by Jaxsenlover December 31, 2016

Cleveland Crybaby

1. Person who believes that force, threats and guilt are adequate forms coercion that should be used to keep an employee from leaving your organization.

2. Person who believes that if you are from the same city as them, they own you and know what's best for you and your family, even if they've never met you and have no idea what you want in life.

3. Person who believes that if the terms of a contract have been fulfilled, the contract somehow still exists and you are still required to follow the terms of the contract.

4. Person who cannot get over the fact that someone who has absolutely nothing to do with their life wants to make decisions about his own life without consulting them first.

Overall, the Cleveland crybaby is a self-absorbed, pretentious, sanctimonious fool who focuses on the actions of media celebrities, expecting them to bring joy into their boring, pointless existence. This type of person has no life, watches too much TV and has little interest in living their own life. Since they hate their own life so much, they project this anger and frustration onto others, who can never live up to their expectations.

Cavs fan: "Wah wah wah, Lebron James owes Cleveland his life!!"

Mature adult: "Why?? Didn't he finish his contract? Wasn't he an unrestricted free agent? Didn't he take the Cavs to the Final and make them the #1 team two years in a row? What more do you want from him? Isn't he free to do what he wants now? Why do you think you own him and can dictate his actions? Don't you have anything else to do with your time? You're a Cleveland crybaby!"

Cleveland Crybaby by Grackle October 22, 2010

devilman crybaby 

an anime that is extremely well written and 10/10 but it will make your happiness 1/10 and it will completely break you.

friend 1: why are you so sad?
friend 2: i watched devilman crybaby

devilman crybaby by mr worldwides side hoe July 17, 2021

crybaby crave 

a drama account on twitter for melanie martinez fans. kinda problematic but it’s not their fault cause they just post what people tell them to. lowkey love them but they should reveal themselves 🥴👉👈

“did you see what happened today?”
“no what was it”
“check Crybaby Crave”

crybaby crave by melsblink May 27, 2020