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Bill Gates 

A dying soul with only a few tears left in his eyes. He is loved by everyone yet, he is still in need of his true love to love him back. He has tried many many times but, he has lost his ways sometimes. He is emo most of the time and only could think of his lover/soulmate. He is also a great therapist and is in need of one, too. He cares about people's opinions. Don't mess with him because you'll regret it >:)
Is that Bill Gates?

No, but he is acting like such a Bill Gates.

Emo?

Yes.
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Bill Gates 

A great man who is hated by the lowest degenerates of society. He is praised for founding Microsoft, engaging in charitable work and creating vaccination campaigns.
BILL GATES WILL MICROCHIP AND KILL US ALL
Do you fucking even know who Bill Gates is?

Bill Gates pecker 

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft
After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.

bill gates raped my cat 

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
bill gates raped my cat by Russ Bus November 29, 2007

Bill Gates' minute 

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....
Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!
Bill Gates' minute by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012

Bill · Gates |bil gāts| 

adverb

1 to copy, “borrow”, or outright steal ideas and products.

2 to copy and paste, as in; ctrl + c then ctrl + v

3 a simple matter of stealing another’s ideas and intellectual property without due credit or compensation.
PHRASES:

“Dude, I Bill Gatesed the hell out of my report in history class.”

“If you can’t get by on your own merits, you can always Bill Gates someone else’s accomplishments.”

Bill · Gates |bil gāts|
Bill · Gates |bil gāts| by Rmatt34 December 16, 2010