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Béatrice 

have you seen dabitch
yes shes right there, Béatrice! come here, dumb fuck

beatričė 

The most beautiful girl to ever exist, past, present and future.
Steven: woah, beatričė is beautiful
beatričė by ST.BT June 1, 2023

Beatrice'd 

To stop doing whatever you're doing and put each arm out to it's side and yell the name of your loved one. Usually at random and with no warning to others around you.
Dude, did you hear Ryan just stop what he was doing and yell Beatrice in the middle of class?
He just Beatrice'd right in front of us all again.
Beatrice'd by rcHAMMER March 25, 2010

Beatrice Sparks 

A religious mormon writer and youth counselor, who has written several books which are meant to be "TRUE STORIES" however, none of them are real. She gained controversy in 1971 by writing her book: "Go Ask Alice" which was supposedly about a teenage girl taking drugs when in all probability was fabricated by this woman to alert people about the dangers of drugs.

Since the 1990s, critics have stopped giving a toss about her writing career, and she's still desperately out for attention.
"What do you mean this story isn't real? It says on the front cover: A TRUE STORY! Ohhh... wait it's made by Beatrice Sparks."

Beatrice Desloges 

Bunch of reject art students that are too busy giving head in the washrooms than actually learning, think that they’re top shit but no one cares about them
-Bro I heard that they go to Beatrice Desloges!

-Yeah I could tell from their shitty dyed hair and shitty clothes
Beatrice Desloges by Moco_Sp September 30, 2019

Beatrice Beatdown 

An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.
Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."

Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"

Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"