Rude Awokening

When someone gets roasted on social media or fired for saying the wrong thing and offending some snowflakes

Joe just got fired for telling a something phobic joke..
He got a rude awokening

Rude Awokening by the canceledone June 12, 2023

The Great aWOKening 

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

The Great aWOKening by Rikstir January 1, 2024

Wakening Mind Spasms 

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

Wakening Mind Spasms by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

Awankerning 

When you’ve finished having a tug and ya post nutt clarity inspires a pivotal thought or awakening.

“Oh demarcus, I finished rubbing one out and I had an awankerning”

Awankerning by gazza from up the road ye May 3, 2021

awhuening 

awhuening is one of the best txt fan pages and is my moot ❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥😂

awhuening is the best ningdungie 🤗

awhuening by beomunie August 20, 2021

AwakenNA 

dogshit lil fucking pipsqueak who doesnt stop whining about how dogshit distilling is.

Wait are you AwakenNA? The guy who went from diamond 1 to gold 3?

AwakenNA by distilling April 22, 2022

awkaning 

When your hit your peak high and spirit awakes. Everything is better.

Lauren smoked that Cali good shit and now she’s awkaning.

awkaning by fuzz1313 July 2, 2022