James Sanford 

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life

He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford

James Sanford by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019

Dirty sanford 

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

Dirty sanford by Codysbitch March 9, 2021

M.B Sanford 

worst school in surrey

boy1: hey dude wanna suck each other off at M.B Sanford?
boy2: nah M.B Sanford sucks

M.B Sanford by ChrisLovesDarkTiti June 1, 2022

King of Sanford 

Jake Hill

Jake Hill is the king of sanford

King of Sanford by KING OF SANFORD OFFICIAL December 13, 2022

Stanford Rowing Team 

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

Stanford Rowing Team by hickoryB October 21, 2013

sandford special 

To lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest.

He can't come out tonight, he's enjoying a Sandford special.

sandford special by NKRoks November 25, 2016

the stanford

To do the stanford you have to hang around members of the opposite sex, and make sure they are drunk. When they are suitably drunk, you take advantage of them, and later claim to have been equally if not more drunk.

Will: Man, I need some gash.
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!

the stanford by Conman the Barbarian June 22, 2008