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Bike without a seat 

What I ride
Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot

Run Up On The Seat 

This is the maneuver when one has lost all control of the lockage and now has autopilot engaged for the rest of the performance . This can also refer to when one is commended for the stellar activities he/she performs in the space .
Ashton run up on the seat full throttle simultaneously locking the music. " Mdf Adrian dii run on the seat with this outfit bey”
Run Up On The Seat by Town242 June 19, 2021

Diarrhea’d the seat

When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
Diarrhea’d the seat by frogggdogg November 10, 2021

Is this seat taken? 

When one requests if a seat close to a person is awaiting to be occupied by another person. Usually the phrase, “Is this seat taken” is uttered in public spaces such as buses, planes, or trains; where supposed travelers may move together.
Person A: Sits on a bus seat
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.

Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.
Is this seat taken? by DrAccius January 2, 2022

Take A Seat 

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face
I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face
Take A Seat by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

Alabama hot-seat 

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).
Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice
Alabama hot-seat by got games? August 23, 2022