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Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
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Joshua Lane 

This is ansley Hatchell here to say that mr lane is a teacher and he loves cats. He is the best and if your rude to him he'll come back at you with a fort nite joke. He is nice, but only if you respect him. Don't watch your back, he already has it. Be ready to laugh at his jokes, meme's, and adorable cat pictures.
Joshua Lane Has a girlfriend named Rachel.
Joshua Lane by Cat Twin June 8, 2018

Milky Lane 

That last little bit of cum that dribbles out the end of ones penis, usually resembles off milk.
That chick swallowed my milky lane last night.
Milky Lane by Pinkerstink October 24, 2018

James Lane 

The phrase James Lane is used when a junior in highschool, goes up to a freshman in an empty highschool classroom and sticks his or her hand down the other persons pants, without consent.
Dude did you hear about John? He totally James Laned that girl the other day!
James Lane by Ikay..66 November 13, 2018

Haylee Lane 

The biggest hoe in the world! She is not pretty, even though she thinks she is😂 but she’s really fucking ugly. She’s the type of person that leads people on and no one really likes her when she thinks someone does! Ugliest person alive! Biggest whore ever!
God I hate that Haylee!
She’s such a fucking hoe!
Don’t date her she will give you diseases!!! Ewwww
Haylee is the biggest hoe!
God that girl is like a Haylee Lane
Haylee Lane by Daddy’s Babygirl February 27, 2019

Sytch lane

A posh twat part of the village of Wombourne full of wanna be cool kids
You must be from sytch lane
Sytch lane by Nipplekidyeah April 24, 2019