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september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
september 14 by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019
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B:it's October 14th.

A:oh wow!Happy Army Independence Day then.
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january 14 2004 

In this year the person who is born in this day will be tall, average 70 in grades, big hands, likes sports and probably likes memes
hey are you born in january 14 2004?

other person: yes

Person: k

February 14 

today is a special day for couples to celebrate their love and happiness.
"ofc you should love each other it's February 14!
"happy valentine's day babe!"

"happy valentine's day baby!! i love u"

November 14 

This is National You're a Mistake Day. This day happens to fall exactly nine months after Valentine's Day.
Person 1: Hey do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah its actually my birthday, November 14.
Person 1:Haha wait a second wait a second, your birthday is nine months after Valentine's day?
Person 2: Yeah i guess so why.... oh crap.