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Getting my balance 

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.
Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.
Getting my balance by revnorb November 30, 2011
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getting wavy with the bros 

Getting drunk, and or consuming large amounts of alcohol with friends.
D: Hey were is Tyrone?
A: Oh he getting wavy with the bros.
D: He better not drive home then.

Getting Lance Rocke'd 

The Sensation of getting licked in between the toes by a beautiful woman
Rob:Dude,I was Getting Lance Rocke'd Last night by my girlfriend. It felt amazing

Eric:Nice,man.

Getting Millered 

the act of getting so drunk, you throw up and pass out
Getting Millered is not what you want to be doing. Adam wasn't in a good state after he got millered

getting real 

being able to talk with someone about deep or emotional stuff
man, last night i was getting real with drew.
getting real by thatsadteen November 12, 2017

Getting over it 

That one game which makes your left/right hand really sweaty, as well as your mouse.
Boi: Oh boi, we got to getting over it! We are getting over the Orange Hell! (Adrenaline kicks in, hand and mouse are sweaty as fuck)
*Makes a mistake*
Boi: *smashes computer, fires his house on fire*