The Obese Seat 

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

The Obese Seat by The Purple Unicorn December 17, 2012

polka dot seat belt 

A seat belt found on many buses that can give you the power to make anything have polka dots.

I sat on one of these buses and I got polka dot pants because of the seat belt. I love polka dot seat belts.

polka dot seat belt by Polka dotter December 2, 2013

put the seat down 

Close your trap

You need to put the seat down

put the seat down by YehYeh17 November 19, 2015

The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death

John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat

The hot seat by innocentexile June 14, 2016

Apollo Ejection Seat 

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

Apollo Ejection Seat by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

Chop that seat 

When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.

Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."

Chop that seat by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017

Polish my seat 

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.

Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat

Polish my seat by BBootyKing November 5, 2018