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The Gary Towers 

When a girl is checking out a guy, oftentimes as a double-take or lookback.

There is much debate over the origin of the term; however, popular sources concur that it may have originated as a phonetically similar juxtaposition to the phrase "hairy glower."
Damn, Phil! That hottie over there is giving you the gary towers. You should go spit some game.
The Gary Towers by The Goron October 3, 2008
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does gary glitter have a pc? 

A phrase used to sarcastically imply 'yes' in response to a question.
Question : "Gemma, does my premature ejaculation problem mean our relationship is over?"

Answer : "Does Gary Glitter have a pc?"

The Gary Sinise effect

Having the ability to state the obvious in a monotone voice in any given situation. All while standing over a dead body.
Jeff was giving me the Gary sinise effect yesterday. He just kept stating the obvious about everything I said.
An old disgusting bus driver who hates kids and is a racist sexist homophobic pedifile and someone who should never be allowed to see a child again
Student: UGHHHH mr gary is a freaking pervert! He tried to grab my butt this morning

Zachary Gary Goldberg 

The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys
person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching

Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*

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Dirty Gary 

The act of passing out on the toilet while taking a shit when you're drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.
Kaitlyn: I have to go pee really bad!

Adam: Well that's too bad. Garrett's pulling a Dirty Gary in the washroom and I don't think you wanna go in there. Go pop a squat on the stairs.
Dirty Gary by Xulander November 10, 2009