Goof Squid 

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.

Also can be used in a joking way.

You're a goof squid.

Goof Squid by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010

the flying squid

the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.

a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.

the flying squid by Annabelle McLeod August 31, 2006

Scrubbish squid 

Mike and Colson

You’re welcome you scrubbish squids

Scrubbish squid by Kat2004 January 10, 2018

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.

"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"

Soggy squid by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019

chicken squid 

When you fuck the shit outta your girl to the point where you De-flower her with your dick

Her: *screams in pleasure and pain*
chicken squid

chicken squid by Cock knocker9000 March 22, 2021

Squillium Squid 

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man

Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*

Squillium Squid by Sir Squack "Squid" Squillium I June 11, 2021

Lib Squid 

Nancy-Boy Liberal mollusk eater

That guy is a Hillary loving Lib Squid!

Lib Squid by Sidemeat September 16, 2021