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Ohio Bat & Cat Position 

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
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ohio people 

A place known as ohio aka the other world this place is full of the weirdest activities, people,niggas,and bops pick your poison.
ohio people by yumtaxes69 July 7, 2024

Ohio, Ohio, Ohio! 

A cover of "Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow" by Frank Sinatra, but brainrot as fuck.
the weather outside is rizzy, but the fire is so skibidi, And since we’ve GYAT to go, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio!
Ohio, Ohio, Ohio! by BunkiSrolo December 11, 2024

Ohio Skibidi Rizzler 

Someone may say this because they either:

1. Are completely braindead
2. Hate talking to women/men (depending on sexuality)
3. Watched way too much Tik-Tok and are now desperate for attention

This word must be used sparingly because people will get very pissed.
Person 1: I'm the Ohio Skibidi Rizzler!

Person 2: Seek medical help.

Person 1: I want to rizzle your mother!

Person 2: Please find your nearest window and defenestrate yourself. Thank you.

Person 1: Could you put that in Fortnite Terms?

Person 2 now has permission to exterminate this human being. If you are ever in a conversation like this and need help, please call The Suicide Hotline at: 116 123 (or visit samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/contact-samaritan/)

Ohio minors

Ohio minors is a current team in the MSL with arguably the worst record in mankind. Scared to face the mighty Grizzlies or goal scoring machine Luca Tucci.
“Ohio Minors more like Ohio Quitters
The Grizzlies are too good, we’re Indian B team and they’re Italy”(Because Italy is the best at soccer)
Ohio minors by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025

Ohio Spaghetti 

Spaghetti, but made with macaroni noodles. Referred to as "Ohio" because it's wrong.

May also include hot dogs, ketchup, or Chef Boyardee.
"Meemaw makes the best hot damn Ohio spaghetti in the trailer park!"
Ohio Spaghetti by FailingtoRealize February 8, 2025

ohio skibidi gyatt sigma 

I levelled up to OHIO SKIBIDI GYATT SIGMA
are you autistic.