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Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.
There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.
Colonel Doctor by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005

plank doctor 

A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.
Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away

Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental

Rez Doctor 

An individual who displays characteristics of all three forms of rez, yet continually exceeds their peers and own beliefs by persistantly and exponentially engaging in activities that would be considered rez in third world country.
Rez Doctor by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

fraud doctor 

a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you
The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.
fraud doctor by ray giller April 5, 2008

Oral Doctor Special 

A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.
I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.

Hair Doctor

The guy 'doctor that does hair transplants in florida

the guy from the news Dr Dienno
I thought it was BS but it works hair doctor
Hair Doctor by Patient happy March 14, 2010