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straight trick bitch 

kelly is such a straight trick bitch, blow jobs are her specialty

go slip on a truck

This particular saying is used when you are so upset that the words just won't come out right so instead you get, go slip on a truck.
Kary- "You ruined everything! go slip on a truck!"

Isabel- "You don't know my life!"
go slip on a truck by CaptainFudge February 5, 2010

Small Penis Truck 

I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.
I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.
Stab attack. Much like a stabathon, but in this case the stabs are aimed at a deserving stabee (stab subject).
Loudofficetwat keeps slurring his words in a deep grumbling unclear voice. He is tendering for a stab@tack
Stab@tack by stabmeister September 1, 2006

kentucky semi truck 

The act of inserting your penis into a female's mouth with such an immense amount of force that it penetrates her lips and breaches the throat. It is common that the female participating in this act in unconscious and is killed in the process.
Friend #1: "Hey bro, did you hear what I did over the weekend?"
Friend #2: "No bro, what happened?"
Friend #1: "I pulled a Kentucky semi truck on her at a party!"
Friend #2: "Damn, you're lucky!"
Friend #1: "Yea, I'm going to jail because I actually killed her but it was totally worth it!"
Friend #2: "K m8"