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Emotional Bondo 

a coping mechanism people use to avoid the emotions created in a hurtful relationship. e.g. alcohol, drugs, new relationship, sex
1. My sisters emotional bondo is not allowing her any time to heal or learn the lessons from any of her relationships.
Emotional Bondo by BondoBoy June 28, 2010

Emotilect 

Depending on your emotilect, T_T is a crying guy, or a cat with laser eyes.
Emotilect by Mimrmm October 4, 2010

Emotional Termites 

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.
Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.
Emotional Termites by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010

Emotionally Shat 

Also Known as proverbally shat. When you're having a good day, everything's going fine, and then something really shitty happens. You get dumped, rejected, lied to, etc. and it just ruins your feelings for weeks.
Person 1: "Dude. I haven't seen Bill in weeks. What the fuck happened?"

Person 2:" He asked out ________ and she rejected him pretty brutally. He was emotionally shat."

Person 1: " Owch."

emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun 

A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.

One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!

Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.
James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!

Emotinose 

When typing an emoticon, you add a little dash (-) to symbolize a nose. This dash is an emotinose.

(Emoticon + nose = emotinose)

This method of expressing emotions via images is mainly used by art students and mothers.
A couple of emotinoses: ;-P :-D >:-I