Punching The Shark 

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

Punching The Shark by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

the shark 

The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you.

"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.

Example of "the shark":
splash
-(man)-
Come on in babe. The water feels great!

splash

-(man)-
One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege
Whewww!
Alright, u want front or back?

bowchica bow wow

-(woman)-
Wait, something just bumped me...

the shark by TFB Monkeys January 28, 2008

the shark 

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."

the shark by Reginald Flumpkin July 8, 2006

Trumped the Shark 

When someone crosses the line of cultural relevance by aligning themselves with someone who is racist or hateful.

Kanye just said he would have voted for The Donald. He just Trumped the Shark.

Trumped the Shark by Last Hurrah Club November 22, 2016

eat the shark 

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

eat the shark by crankthetank April 15, 2010

the shark 

When a kid named Max (who no1 knows) comes out of no where and suprises you.

Dude you just got sharked.

the shark by G unit October 25, 2004

jumping the shark 

Chris Wylde. Whoo-ee. Now there's a man whose opnion you should listen to.

He also sells DiGiorno, and had a shitty talk show on Comedy Central for a while.

jumping the shark by Anonymous June 18, 2003