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The Michael Half-Smile 

Smiling while trying not to smile, then doing it anyways, but not really.
Guy 1- Did you see that guy do the Michael Half-Smile?
Guy 2- yeah man. He looked really confused.

Doing the Michael 

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.
Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

On the match 

To get together with friends and smoke a bat.
Let's get on the match at lunch.

I'm on the match with Winston and Roger, and we are smoking fat blunts!
On the match by evnz1 May 1, 2010

Doing the Michael 

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.
Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.

The Mitchell

Where you play guitar for a guy named Aaron while playing but naked with but plugs
Aaron was so lonely until the Mitchell was performed
The Mitchell by Rugdoc69 October 1, 2025

Belittle The Mitchel: Codename : Quipe On Operation: The Sunflower Deead 

Belittle The Mitchel: Codename : Quipe On Operation: The Sunflower Deead
Belittle The Mitchel: Codename : Quipe On Operation: The Sunflower Deead