Stiff Grain of Rice 

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

Stiff Grain of Rice by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022

cock stiff 

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

cock stiff by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

Super Stiff 

super stiff /supər stɪf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.

Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.

Super Stiff by the bish nuccas April 7, 2009

Stiff Little Fingers

AMAZING IRISH PUNK BAND!!!!!!! sometimes referred to as the "Irish Clash". Very political, and very talented! AMAZING BAND

Some Stiff Little Fingers' songs are Nobody's Heroes, Suspect Device, and the Silver Lining

Stiff Little Fingers by clashcityrocker January 22, 2004

corporate stiff 

A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.

Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.

corporate stiff by Prophite January 26, 2009

Stiff shit

Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.

Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!

Me: Well stiff shit.

Stiff shit by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006

Stiffy by the Liffey 

The Dublin Spire, a monument in Dublin, Ireland, which some see as a phallic symbol. The Liffey is a nearby river.

The government is going to build another useless monument like the Stiffy by the Liffey.

Stiffy by the Liffey by Michael David Reisman January 20, 2009