8 simple rules 

A kick-ass T.V. show starring, John Ritter, Katey Segal, Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidson and Martin Spanjers.
Sit-Com based on two teenage girls growing up and obiding by the "8 Simple Rules"!

On the later series' John Ritter was replaced by David Spade and James Garner after his tragic death.
The show still continued with great success.

Bridget(sings): who's the girl with the shiny hair? Bridget, Bridget, who's the girl with the shiny hair, Bridget Hennessy!

Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, do this till your hair smells nice, lather rinse repeeeeeeaaaaaat!!!

8 Simple Rules is a great show!

8 simple rules by Amy September 10, 2008

Simped 

When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.

"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"

"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"

Simped by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Simpleton in Chief 

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

Simpleton in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

simple tool 

A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.

On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.

simple tool by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

simple man 

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

simple man by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020

simpleton 

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

simpleton by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simple Man 

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.

I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.

Simple Man by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017