Shrexting 

It’s like shrexting but with shrek themed memes.

Nah, girl. Me and her aren’t serious. We just shrexting

Shrexting by Kellydidededed May 10, 2018

Screating 

A mash up of scrounging and eating

Shes doesn't work she just sits on benefits screating all day

Screating by Mattsc January 8, 2021

Shkating 

Shitting on a skateboard

"Dude I just popped a lazy dog leg while Shkating"

Shkating by Johnstruktor August 4, 2021

sheep shearing 

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

sheep shearing by szilfifa March 11, 2015

pop seating 

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

pop seating by dsayw June 28, 2022

Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

Shexting by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

Sheathing 

The act of giving a handjob to an uncircumcised penis.

‘Mum caught me sheathing last night.’

Sheathing by Yourdaddy01 October 30, 2018