Pandemic Pumps 

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

Pandemic Pumps by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Smugar pumps

Common slang for extremely large boobs recently used as catcall an evolution to sugar tits
Pronounced Smugar sugar with an M
ˈSHMo͝oɡər pəmp

“HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER SMUGAR PUMPS”

“Hey smugar pumps”

Smugar pumps by Smugar November 29, 2025

Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle 

A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..

Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?

Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!

Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Pump Granny 

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

luigi pump 

when luigi is pumping in a bunny suit whilst playing barn finders and doing horse tilt

shagira miamoto "yo, dude what are you doing?"
a random man named Doug "I'm currently Luigi pumped"

luigi pump by Asidrane March 8, 2022