Shit my purse 

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.

The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.

Shit my purse by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

shoving breadsticks into my purse by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

Spam purse 

Slang. A woman's genitals.

See also: Meat Curtains; Axe Wound; Muff; Bearded Clam; Beaver etc.

"My, what a fine spam purse you have!"

Spam purse by Hazzamon February 4, 2004

Sperm purse

A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

Sperm purse by Mr.webb November 9, 2008

stripper purse 

Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.

Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.

Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.

Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.

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Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!

stripper purse by Sker January 8, 2008

spam purse 

vagina, ax wound, meat curtains, also beef curtains, love tunnel, hey nanny nanny, hoooodilly, she taco, cunt, spam box.

A spam purse is a classic prerequisites for playing hide the salami.

spam purse by Matt Hamms March 12, 2007

Sausage Purse 

A vulgar nickname for a woman's vagina.

Dude, that hot chick must have a bangin' sausage purse!

Sausage Purse by The KC April 3, 2009