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phallibaster 

Phallibaster!
phallibaster by SlTheShizzler February 19, 2023

cranial phallic anastomosis 

Patient suffers from cranial phallic anastomosis. He's a right dickhead

Icy phallicism 

You did before you knew about my love of icy phallicism

Oh look over there, it looks like a great big icy phallicism

phallic man

a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice
" LOOK IN THE SKY ITS FALIC MAN SOOTING HIZ JIZZ_O_RAY AT BIG GAY BUBBA AND EARL THe JANITOR!!"
phallic man by marklar July 23, 2004

phallic narcissist 

One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.

Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.

Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.

Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.

A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
phallic narcissist by redzone1 March 26, 2009

phallicookie 

A cookie baked in the shape of a phallus.
"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna shove my phallicookie in your mouth."
phallicookie by felixsofia January 27, 2010