Panhandle Cruise

When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.

Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.

The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.

My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.

Panhandle Cruise by David and Hampton May 2, 2006

facebook panhandling

Someone who makes poor life decisions who take to Facebook looking for hand outs.

After Tobi got her last tattoo she took to Facebook panhandling to pay her rent.

facebook panhandling by DirtyRandy April 26, 2017

panhandling 

(v.) The sexual acts performed by the homeless for donations, usually being money. Usually performed on the pavement or a piece of cardboard.

Dammit Jimmy, close your eyes! Those people are panhandling!!

panhandling by itsthefriedstyle January 2, 2011

Florida Panhandle Controversy 

A controversy arising out of a dispute between two philosophies regarding the origin of Florida's panhandle. The first theory claims that Florida must have acquired the handle from an unspecified pan. The second theory rejects the first, asserting that Florida's protrusion was highly unlikely to come from any known or unknown pan.

So, where do you stand on the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

What do you think about the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

Florida Panhandle Controversy by Alejandro Brooks-Cabrera July 18, 2010

Panhandle Cap 

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.

My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.

Panhandle Cap by Dr Fulgap II December 14, 2008

Panhandling 

The act of trying to get nudes while drunk or high. Normally on snap chat but can be resorted to FaceTime or any other video sending service.

Damn man really made a mistake panhandling that ugly girl last night now she thinks we are a thing

Panhandling by 1st Lt Fortunateson July 12, 2019

manhandler 

A clumsy or physically inept person in the specific situation that their hands are occupied handling men (not that there’s anything wrong with it). see manhandle.

Hey manhandler, if you can leave it alone for five minutes, we might get some work done.

manhandler by Christopher Dixon May 29, 2005