Observancy 

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

Observancy by dcfreak22 March 7, 2010

observationate 

Akin to the verb observe, yet carried out in greater depth.

Man! Did you observe the eclipse of the Moon last night?

Observe it? I observationated it!

observationate by O Exalted One January 10, 2014

observatize 

the initiating act of observing

First thing I have to do is observatize the situation.

observatize by Kimmi K & Annalee September 26, 2015

observabilify 

to implement some process that allows a system or software that was previously not audited or lacked an ability to have insight into how the system or software is working, the ability to have insight by observing the observable observability.

To achieve metrics, synergy, and profits, I wrote a perl script that will help us observabilify our containers in hosted on the bare metal instance in the network closest that have not been rebooted in 6 years and nobody knows what network it is on.

observabilify by hothams May 9, 2022

Caustically observant 

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.

"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.

Caustically observant by Silently Observant November 17, 2012

intraocular self observation 

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.

Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"

intraocular self observation by Icohedric January 20, 2014

your powers of observation are startling

Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!

Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.

your powers of observation are startling by Hooliganway April 22, 2021