New Haven High School 

A small town in Michigan's lower thumb region, filled with Pathetic orange colored teenagers, Drug addict Adults, Annoying toddlers and semi cute babies. Infested with teen moms and wannabe gangsters that pride their every day in wanting to seem better than one another, while not realizing they suck at life.

New Haven is its own little world of fuckedupness. Don't look for your fellow plastics here, these bitches don't know how to change out of their pajamas and ugg boots. To be clear, Fashion is a word Never spoken in this town. They cant seem to understand it. As for guys? Well, as said, Wanna be gangsters that are burnouts or athletes with no futures followed by a slight amount of "Country boys" that think they're cool just because they drink beer and have ugly loud trucks. Boneheads.

The only decent people in new haven would be the elderly, and the gays. Which even then, there's a small selection of likable ones. If you MUST go there, beware of who you talk to. It could be the person screwing your husband.

New Haven High School? HA! It doesn't deserve to be exemplified.

New Haven High School by PNLOPthebitch February 20, 2011

New Rochelle High School

New Rochelle high school may look like it’s a good but step inside all your gonna see is vapes, pens, carts and weed everything it’s gotten to the point where students smoke on the field while security watch . We can have a brawl and not get caught . Don’t go to the bathroom if you hate the smell of weed because there’s always one or two people in there smoking . Then you have the problem of house 4 teachers getting mad when your late but they know it takes 6 min and 27 seconds to get there . After scanning your I’d 10 times your now in the lunchroom . You will see your Hispanics , blacks , and whites but then your gonna see your pot heads then you Juul heads then finally the nicotine crackheads . Nrhs is know for thots and treeshes who suck dick at the lakes and admitt it . Lastly the feds is out there 24/7 yet nobody gets cause doing anything till you get to mc dicks .

Bro did you hear Sarah sucked dick at the lakes in New Rochelle high school

New Rochelle High School by Kills September 28, 2019

New London High School

NLHS-home of the Whalers and The Basketball State Champions of CT (2010-2011). It has a lot of students including the magnet school kids. Its also filled with unnecessary drama. The drama is mostly between the nasty skanky girls...but besides that its actually a really good school and mostly everyone gets along surprisingly. The best sports there are Basketball, Football, and Baseball. The girls teams are bad meaning volleyball sucks, softball sucks, and the girls basketball team REALLY SUCK! The best sports are played by the boys. No offense to the girls! And so it doesn't jus look like we are into sports the academics are good too. And no we are not a whole bunch of "gangsters", "hoodlums" or "hoes" even though that's how people tend to judge us.

New London High School...let's go whalers!

New London High School by -whaler May 16, 2011

New Prairie High School 

A school in the country with lots of country folk. The few city slickers and queers that go to the school are too corrupt to understand us country folk. We like big trucks and corn bread. We love and respect our country. If you mess with us then you’ll be done. Long live the good ol boys. Yee Yee brotha. RAISE HELL AND EAT CORN BREAD. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

New Prairie High School is country boy land.

New Prairie High School by ILoveAmerica123456789 March 8, 2019

New Philadelphia High School 

Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.

Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.

New Philadelphia High School by rst8 November 4, 2011

new canaan country school

A school w/ good academics...but thats about it
a lot of the people suck and are rich and spoiled

"I go to New Canaan Country School, and I just got a pony, a wii, a macbook, an ipod, a puppy and clothes for christmas!"

new canaan country school by Jose Gonzales Jr January 16, 2008

New Vista High School 

NVHS, located in Boulder, Colorado.

New Vista is a school in which their mascot is some ladies dead dog, and the only school dance it has is an all school prom. If you attend New Vista you are either really artsy, an anime nerd, or a total stoner thinking you can breeze through high school, as New Vista has coined the name the 'slacker school'. Since New Vista is so close to CU, The Hill, and the homeless shelter, often it is visited by drunk homeless men, or bored college students with nothing else to do then yell at 10th grade girls. While New Vista does not have many sports, we dominate at the ones we have, which include Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball. Our principal, Kirk Quitter, aka Captain Kirk/Don't be a quitter is kinda cool, I guess.

Warning: If you classify as a "bro", you surely will not fit in at New Vista.

Kirk: Its friday at New Vista High School, free cookies for everyone!

New Vista High School by lazyb0nes December 24, 2009