Mucky bum 

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

Mucky bum by RideshareLingo November 29, 2019

mucky spanial 

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor

I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx

mucky spanial by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023

Mucky duck foot 

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

Mucky duck foot by Douski May 8, 2023

Mucky Wank 

A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x

Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar

Mucky Wank by Cheryl.cole678 July 23, 2023

mucky joe

The goat of Fortnite and stealing old laddies underpants

Oh he robbed her underwear what a mucky joe!

mucky joe by Mucky joe December 31, 2023

mucky fat 

Dripping , typically in pot/tub (collected when roasting pork or beef)
May be consistent or separated, with the white (lard) fat layer at the bottom and a dark (cooked blood and oil) layer on the top.

{Traditional Yorkshire/Lancashire fare}

* "Can I have a pot of mucky fat please, love?".

* Do us some mucky fat on toast, lass!"

mucky fat by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Mucky Pie 

When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.

That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.

Mucky Pie by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024