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Vagina seeking missile 

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.
Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!

Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM) 

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.
While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

Snot Missile 

Usually caused by laughing, it's a dry crusty boogie that shoots out of your nose (like a missile), because of a strong gust of air being pushed out.
After I told the joke, Frank laughed so hard that he blew a snot missile. I laughed so hard at Frank that I blew a snot missile of my own.
Snot Missile by Scott Too Hot July 30, 2009

calorie seeking missile 

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.
When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

Thot Seeking Missile

A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.
Jesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”