Minging 

when you are so drunk you do not know what you are doing

Me and my mate got absolutely minging last night

Minging by Josh H** February 8, 2008

Ching ming ling let me get that dilk 

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.

Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?

Ching ming ling let me get that dilk by Blumpkid42 February 23, 2017

minging 

Bad, distasteful, unpleasant

That dog's breath mings, it does.

minging by Dumb Bruntette December 27, 2002

mingoinge

A person of unpleasant odour and/or appearance and/or personality. Usually describing a skank.

Often used as the superlative of the adjective 'ming'.

Derives from the Olde English "ming orange".

"You are a mingoinge."

mingoinge by Maria Gonzales September 14, 2008

mingeing 

Mingeing is the art of rubbing ones vagina on an unsuspecting third party.

Nuala "I was having a massage and the masseuse was mingeing my head shouolder and hand"
Erika "I was having my hair cut and the hairdresser minged my sitting elbow"

mingeing by Big RF March 7, 2016

minging 

Something that is very disgusting(1) or someone who is very, very drunk(2)

(1) the puke on that cash machine is Minging

(2)he was so minging last night

minging by Bubbles October 3, 2003

minging 

someone who is unattractive and well, ugly

Is Katie's boyfriend fit?
no! he is totally minging!

minging by $cha-ching$ September 15, 2003